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1. **** 4265 up, 331 down
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The **** List:
The Ghost ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** on the toilet paper, but there's no **** in the bowl.
The Clean ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** in the bowl, but there's no **** on the toilet paper.
The Wet ****
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave ****
This **** happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to **** some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose ****
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead ****". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn ****
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log ****
The kind of **** that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker ****
The kind of **** you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could ****" ****
The kind where you want to ****, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks ****
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid ****
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food ****
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This **** is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This **** occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This **** occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records ****
A **** so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock ****
This **** has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" ****
This is any **** created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A **** so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this **** has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A **** which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom ****
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo ****
Now you see it, now you don't. This **** is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A **** that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to **** (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near ****ting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny **** which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic ****
This **** occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's ****.
The Back-To-Nature ****
This **** may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven ****
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't ****.
Premeditated ****
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
****zopherenia
Fear of ****ting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell ****
Also known as a "Still Going" ****.
The Power Dump ****
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber ****
This kind of **** is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log ****.)
The Spinal Tap ****
The kind of **** that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My *******" ****
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap ****s. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge ****
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" ****
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" ****
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" ****
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" ****
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
"AW ****"
"I have to take a ****"
by 1069 Oct 13, 2005 email it
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2. **** 3598 up, 1316 down
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"
As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
by Grizz Mar 28, 2003 email it
3. **** 1857 up, 317 down
1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
1) Man, this weed is the ****! I can barely feel my feet!
2) Man, this weed is ****. It tastes like Oregano.
by Andy Nov 3, 2002 email it
4. **** 908 up, 223 down
****
**** is a very old word, with an Old English root. *ScÃtan is the Old English word. It has cognates in most of the other Germanic languages and shares a common Germanic root with modern equivalents like the German scheissen.
*ScÃtan, however, doesn\'t appear in extant Old English texts and is only assumed to have existed in Old English. The verb to **** dates the Middle English period (c. 1308), and the noun form is from the 16th century. The interjection is of quite recent vintage, not found until the 1920s.
In 2002, an alleged acronymic origin for **** appeared on the Internet. According to this tale, the word is from an acronym for Ship High In Transit, referring to barges carrying manure. This is a complete fabrication and absurd on its face. All it takes to disprove it is to look up the word in any decent dictionary. Remember, anytime someone posits an acronymic word origin, chances are that it is utterly false.
--as explained on www.wordorigins.org
by mekoshs2 Sep 28, 2003 email it
5. **** 562 up, 64 down
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck,
or have **** for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, Or
be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while
others can't tell the difference
between **** and Shinola.
There are lucky ****s,
dumb ****s,
crazy ****s,
There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find
yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else!
by PookieX Dec 28, 2005 email it
6. **** 390 up, 117 down
Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:
Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above
"The ****"
"Oh ****"
"**** man!"
by Slap Chappie Feb 16, 2003 email it
7. **** 283 up, 124 down
Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
You don't get the **** unless you got the ****. And if you want the **** you gots to flaunt the ****. You gotta center the **** before you enter the ****. Make sure you choose the **** before you use the ****.
'Cause if you abuse the ****, you gonna lose the ****.
by Wigga May 2, 2003 email it
3000gt Trent Lott pimp my vibe Tupac a winner is you
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shissed
shissing
shist
shista
shistabobber
shistain
shistapape
shiste
shister
SHISTERED
shistie
shisting
shistos
shisty
shisuta
Shit sounds
Shit sounds
Shit
Shit'n' run
Shit a brick
Shit a brick and rape you with it
Shit a brick sideways
Shit a cold purple twinkie
Shit a duck
**** a monkey
**** a squirrel
**** a tit
**** a twinkie
**** abyss
**** ache mushrooms
**** AIN'T RIGHT!
**** air
**** Air Seperator
**** and a half
**** and a half!
**** and Chips
**** and Jerk
**** and potatoes
**** and Roses
**** and run
**** and sellotape
**** and ****
**** and shove it
**** 33 sounds
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1. **** 4265 up, 331 down
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The **** List:
The Ghost ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** on the toilet paper, but there's no **** in the bowl.
The Clean ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** in the bowl, but there's no **** on the toilet paper.
The Wet ****
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave ****
This **** happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to **** some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose ****
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead ****". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn ****
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log ****
The kind of **** that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker ****
The kind of **** you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could ****" ****
The kind where you want to ****, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks ****
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid ****
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food ****
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This **** is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This **** occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This **** occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records ****
A **** so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock ****
This **** has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" ****
This is any **** created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A **** so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this **** has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A **** which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom ****
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo ****
Now you see it, now you don't. This **** is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A **** that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to **** (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near ****ting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny **** which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic ****
This **** occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's ****.
The Back-To-Nature ****
This **** may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven ****
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't ****.
Premeditated ****
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
****zopherenia
Fear of ****ting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell ****
Also known as a "Still Going" ****.
The Power Dump ****
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber ****
This kind of **** is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log ****.)
The Spinal Tap ****
The kind of **** that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My *******" ****
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap ****s. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge ****
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" ****
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" ****
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" ****
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" ****
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
"AW ****"
"I have to take a ****"
by 1069 Oct 13, 2005 email it
images
****
1of 2
2. **** 3598 up, 1316 down
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"
As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
by Grizz Mar 28, 2003 email it
3. **** 1857 up, 317 down
1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
1) Man, this weed is the ****! I can barely feel my feet!
2) Man, this weed is ****. It tastes like Oregano.
by Andy Nov 3, 2002 email it
4. **** 908 up, 223 down
****
**** is a very old word, with an Old English root. *ScÃtan is the Old English word. It has cognates in most of the other Germanic languages and shares a common Germanic root with modern equivalents like the German scheissen.
*ScÃtan, however, doesn\'t appear in extant Old English texts and is only assumed to have existed in Old English. The verb to **** dates the Middle English period (c. 1308), and the noun form is from the 16th century. The interjection is of quite recent vintage, not found until the 1920s.
In 2002, an alleged acronymic origin for **** appeared on the Internet. According to this tale, the word is from an acronym for Ship High In Transit, referring to barges carrying manure. This is a complete fabrication and absurd on its face. All it takes to disprove it is to look up the word in any decent dictionary. Remember, anytime someone posits an acronymic word origin, chances are that it is utterly false.
--as explained on www.wordorigins.org
by mekoshs2 Sep 28, 2003 email it
5. **** 562 up, 64 down
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck,
or have **** for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, Or
be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while
others can't tell the difference
between **** and Shinola.
There are lucky ****s,
dumb ****s,
crazy ****s,
There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find
yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else!
by PookieX Dec 28, 2005 email it
6. **** 390 up, 117 down
Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:
Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above
"The ****"
"Oh ****"
"**** man!"
by Slap Chappie Feb 16, 2003 email it
7. **** 283 up, 124 down
Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
You don't get the **** unless you got the ****. And if you want the **** you gots to flaunt the ****. You gotta center the **** before you enter the ****. Make sure you choose the **** before you use the ****.
'Cause if you abuse the ****, you gonna lose the ****.
by Wigga May 2, 2003 email it
3000gt Trent Lott pimp my vibe Tupac a winner is you
1 2 3 4 5 ... 7
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